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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Visiting Grandma... A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife
  "You come to the front door of the apartment complex....
• Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
• Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!
• The Cow What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
• I lost a button hole today.
• I wonder what this button does....
• So, what's this 'RESET' button do?
• You fool! That's the History Eraser Button!!!