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  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
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  2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals....
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• Freddy Fish and Sam Clam were the best of friends, and did everything together.
  One day, though, both perished in a freak mishap....
• An Indian brave came up to his chief. "Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give.
  "Mmmmm. When your cousin was born...I look across and see deer leaping in field....
• A Cowboy's Guide to Life: ** Don't squat with your spurs on.
  ** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none....
• Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
• childhood --- I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window....
• A guy dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him warmly at the gates of Hell, and they enter a long coridor.
  As they walk along, the Devil explains, " Now that you're in Hell, you must choose the manner in which you must spend all eternity....