Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Related:
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours upside-down... - What do you call a faggot in the navy?
A Rear Admiral... - Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
for them... - Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them,
and ask again... - You have to read the whole thing:
The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High
School girls,
teaching how to prepare for married life. 1. Have dinner... - I think Santa Claus is a woman....
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,
but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas... - Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid
** You're asleep,
but others worry that you're dead. ** You can live... - When the elevator is silent,
look around and ask "is that your beeper...
