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Ask for date A good-looking young man began making almost daily trips to my window to withdraw or deposit money.
I wasn't sure it was because of me until he presented this note with his bank book...
Clinton at the Bank If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us.
.. this is how it SHOULD have gone: Hi, Mrs. and Mrs....
Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations some three nanoseconds must h...
FIRST National Bank FIRST National Bank ., tried to encourage business through billboard advertising, but conveyed quite a different message when the following ad was displayed
Loans make life ea...
Follow up DURING my first year in mortgage banking, I chose follow-up as my prime objective and made sure my clients knew it.
On one case, a joint-venture construction loan that had required hours o...
OWNER to a house hunter "Yes, the kitchen is a bit small, but with a mortgage like this you won't do much cooking anyway.
The bank's problem If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem.
If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem....

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