OWNER To A House Hunter "Yes, The Kitchen Is A Bit Small, But With A Mortgage Like This You Won't Do Much Cooking Anyway.
Finance and Mortgage
OWNER to a house hunter
"Yes, the kitchen is a bit small, but with a mortgage like this you won't do much cooking anyway."
YES! You may have already won.......
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending.
He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day....
Clinton at the Bank If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us.
.. this is how it SHOULD have gone: Hi, Mrs. and Mrs....
There were three dogs sitting at the pound and each had an interesting story about why they were there and what they thought would happen to them.
Pit-Bull: The family next door had a nine month old baby and it was always crying - crying so much it was driving its parents crazy, driving my owner crazy, driving ME crazy - everyone!...
Needing A Little Extra Money... A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
NEW SIMPLIFIED, PLAIN ENGLISH HOMEOWNERS POLICY-SPECIAL FORM The ______________Insurance Company has issued this policy to ______ _________________for a period of _____ year(s) ending promptly at midnigh
standard time on ______________. Property Locatio...
It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....