I Kept Billie Home Because She Had To Go Christmas Shopping Because I Don't Know What Size She Wear.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I don't know what size she wear.
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
leeping --- I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Man, I had a girl friend and when I took her to the zoo and she saw what an elephant had, she would not go home with me.
WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis....
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....