The following joke circulated in the Israeli Army some years ago:
Napolean wore red tunics into battle so that if he were wounded,
the blood wouldn't show.
By the same token, the late Gamal Abdel Nasser wore brown pants.
Napolean wore red tunics into battle so that if he were wounded,
the blood wouldn't show.
By the same token, the late Gamal Abdel Nasser wore brown pants.
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