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"What are you doing? Don't you know you'll get AIDS from that!?"
To which they replied:
"No problem, we're wearing condoms!"
friend walks in and says:
"What are you doing? Don't you know you'll get AIDS from that!?"
To which they replied:
"No problem, we're wearing condoms!"
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