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• Four Polacks were in an alley shooting drugs, and using the same needle.
  A guy walked by on the street and yelled, "You idiots!...
• Friend of mine walking was supposed to meet a friend in a seedy joint.
  Went in, and there were a bunch of guys (including my friend's friend) shooting up and passing around the needle....
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• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
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• Two Polacks purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a try.
  After a long while one Polack said to the other, "Well, we'll throw him up in the air one more time....
• Similar story deals with the two Ukrainians (Canadian version of Polack) who had hired on at the telephone company.
  The foreman sent them out into the pole yard to see how high the poles stacked there were....
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