Did you know that 85% of all Japanese men have Cataracts?
The rest drive Rincolns and Chevlorets.
What is a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
Erection day!
Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese?
Every Dec 7th, he'd attack Pearl Bailey!
Did you hear the weather forecast in Honalulu on Dec 7th?
It will be chilly today, there's a Nip in the air.
The high today will be zero.... lots of them!
The rest drive Rincolns and Chevlorets.
What is a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
Erection day!
Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese?
Every Dec 7th, he'd attack Pearl Bailey!
Did you hear the weather forecast in Honalulu on Dec 7th?
It will be chilly today, there's a Nip in the air.
The high today will be zero.... lots of them!
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