Q: What's Irish And Sits Outside In The Summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Ethnic - Irish
Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!
What's Irish and comes out in the Spring? Paddy O'Furniture.
Luck O' The Irish Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87....
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?
"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question....
Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish, and they took him to an upscale "Irish" pub.
"Amazin', just amazin', that's what America is," he said, looking with delight into his glass....
Q: What does an Irish seven-course meal consists of? A: A six pack and a potato.
Q: What do you call two Irish gays? A: Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick.
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine? A: The outside.