Englitch As She Is Spoke

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Tokyo Hotel: It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.....
Japanese Hotel: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Bucharest Hotel: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable....
Leipzig Hotel Lift: To move the cabin push for wishing floor.
If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press button for wishing floor....
Marbella Restaurant Menu: Fried Minds on Toast.
Paris Hotel Lift: Please leave your values at the front desk.
Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.
m. daily....
Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Marbella Restaurant: Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food.
Moscow Hotel near Orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

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