Japanese Hotel:
Please to bathe inside the tub.
Please to bathe inside the tub.
Related:
- Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
- Tokyo Hotel:
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice..... - Paris Hotel Lift: Please leave your values at the front desk.
- A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
- Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciatio
- Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, decides to bathe.
- The Human Race
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!... - Castrate - the hotel rate for actors.
- Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment!

