Bucharest Hotel:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.... - RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS
A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over.... - Paris Hotel Lift: Please leave your values at the front desk.
- Quayle'isms:
* "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was
that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those
people.
* "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.... - Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight
safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported... - The Benefits of Being Female
** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.... - Anyway, I heard these two on the air this week:
(Scene 1
it's night over Las Vegas, information hotel is current and mooney 33W is unfamiliar and talking to approach control) Approach... - An Embarrassing Ski moment...
Conditions were perfect.
12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over, "tell me when we're having fun" kind of day.... - Early one spring, a saleswoman's car broke down in the middle of Northern
Michigan.
After miles of walking, she found a farmhouse with two men sitting on the front porch....

