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• More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots 1.
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• There was once a young man whose house was on one side of central London and whose job was on the other.
  It was a highly lucrative job, and after a couple of years he bought himself one of the most expensive new cars you can imagine....
• A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
  They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon....
• You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
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• Fly the Friendly Skies An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny
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