If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message.
Related:
- If you are a burgler, then we are probably at home but can't come
to the phone right now
Otherwise,
we probably aren't at home... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's
speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - Theme from "Indiana Jones" in the background.]
You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're... - Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's... - Letter from Camp
Dear Mom & Dad:
We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid.
Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents...
From the same category:
- Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE.
SPEAK... - Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape... - You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
This is the nineties. You know what to do... - This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone,
leave your name and number and recite a sentence using...
