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• How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
  TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....
• Q:" How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• Q: How many W.A.S.P.s does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• Q: How many WASP Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....