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Blondes
- At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out
at the same time.
A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes
...
- Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going
to screw her brains out.
Then I realized I was too late...
- A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation,
so I bought
her a Woody. I called her up later and...
- This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
His boss
comes out and tell him that he has to leave...
- Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display
and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No,"...
- Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the saleman responded,
"I did really good, I sold one white dildo,
one black...
- Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand,
blowing air into...
- After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he
had just picked up,
a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish...
- A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that
her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and
Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde...
- Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week...
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