- Confucious say
blonde who fly upside down have crack up... - At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out
at the same time
A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes ... - Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going
to screw her brains out
Then I realized I was too late... - A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation
so I bought her a Woody. I called her up later and... - This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop
His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave... - Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display
and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband
Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk. "No... - Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone
To which the saleman responded, "I did really good... - Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand
blowing air into... - After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he
had just picked up
a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish... - A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that
her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and
Shoulders
and it cleared it up. The blonde...
