- What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man... - A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room she said she would like a pale... - Did you hear about the blonde who:
had more on her body than on her mind?
was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient... - Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! ... - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the
bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What... - Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the
arrival of their first children.
The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going... - Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on..
Lickin... - Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that
"love handles" referred to her ears... - Over the weekend I(can't remember name - on newsgrazer) heard a
blonde telling this joke:
* *Blonde Asks: What do you call a blonde... - Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went ?
It finally dawned on here...
