..then Take A Left. You Can't Miss It.
..then take a left. You can't miss it.
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
A Hammer Can Miss Its Mark. A Bouquet Never!
Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
The Blonde's Revenge Well, the blondes finally got their act together and got back at the brunettes.
Here's their revenge: Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?...
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
The Hardest walk you can ever take, Is the walk you take from day to day.
Oh SURE. You can take time to read this. But can you write some? Noooo!