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I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you... - I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent
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I'm a Psychic Amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll... - Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives. ... - I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours.
Great song. Yuppie pregnant women don't go into... - A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket.
"You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she... - It gives me great pleasure to introduce this next comedian.
But before I give myself great pleasure.... ... - Lank: Here we go. We're about to set a new record.
Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date? Lank: ... - I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.
I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell... - I like to sing to the songs on the radio in my car.
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