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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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Subject: Plop plop fizz fizz
Keywords: maybe
Date: 23 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT

A modernization of an old poem of unknown (to me) origin:

Here lies the body of Mary Ann Peltzer.
She died while taking an Alka Seltzer.

Called from this world to her heavenly rest,
She should have waited 'til it effervesced.