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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: orr@taux02.UUCP (Orr Michael )
Subject: Old but less common. (OK, I admit, I'm digging here)
Keywords: heard it, racist, chuckle
Date: 13 Sep 88 03:30:05 GMT
Organization: National Semiconductor (IC) Ltd, Israel


A Jew & a Chinaman (sigh...) are traveling on a train together. After a while,
The jew stand up, and gives the chinaman a tremndous slap.
"what are you doing ?" says the stricken chinese.
"That's for Pearl-Harbour" says the jew. "but I am chinese ! the Japanese were
responsible fopr that!" says the chinese. "Japanese, Chinese, - all the same"
they resume their seats. a while passes.
Then the chinese gets up, and kicks mightily the jew. "hey! what's going on ?"
"that's for the Titanic!" says the chinese. "But the titanic was hit by an
Iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Rosenberg, - All the same"

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