A couple decide to see a movie. They arrive just before show time and
the theater is quite full. As they walk down the aisle and their eyes
adjust to the dim light, they see only a few empty seats. To one side,
they find a man sprawled across three seats. After a nervous pause,
one of them says to the man:
"Excuse me, there are very few seats left, and we would appreciate
it if you would sit up."
The man, rolling his eyes, replies:
"Eeeryarrrgh ooouwaaaah uuummmpphhhhh"
The couple look at each other, and the word "drunk" is in both of
their minds.
They find the manager.
The manager tries:
"Excuse me, sir, you may only use one seat. Please sit up."
The man waves his arms and replies:
"OOOWOWHHHAHHH EEYAYAAARRRGGHHHHH OOOOOOFFFF!"
The manager assumes his drill sergeant attitude:
"Look buddy, I am the manager here. Where is your seat, anyway?"
