Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.

Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.

From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: bellt@tramp.UUCP
Subject: Sneak Preview
Keywords: heard it, chuckle
Date: 19 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT

A couple decide to see a movie. They arrive just before show time and
the theater is quite full. As they walk down the aisle and their eyes
adjust to the dim light, they see only a few empty seats. To one side,
they find a man sprawled across three seats. After a nervous pause,
one of them says to the man:

"Excuse me, there are very few seats left, and we would appreciate
it if you would sit up."

The man, rolling his eyes, replies:

"Eeeryarrrgh ooouwaaaah uuummmpphhhhh"

The couple look at each other, and the word "drunk" is in both of
their minds.

They find the manager.

The manager tries:

"Excuse me, sir, you may only use one seat. Please sit up."

The man waves his arms and replies:

"OOOWOWHHHAHHH EEYAYAAARRRGGHHHHH OOOOOOFFFF!"

The manager assumes his drill sergeant attitude:

"Look buddy, I am the manager here. Where is your seat, anyway?"

The man replies:

"AAAAARRRRGH... the balcony ....OOOOOFFFFF"