I Come From A Small Town Whose Population Never Changed.
I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time
a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
Authors Unknown, but still funny
Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
Unknown Did you hear about the town that always had the same population?
Every time a child was born someone left town....
An expert is someone from out of town.
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
You know you are from a small town if... ** You can name everyone you graduated with.
** You know what 4-H is. ** You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road ** You used to drag "main....
A Southern Nativity Scene: In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.
One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets....
Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...