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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• The Human Race In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
  On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!...
• The Troubled Human Race In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
  On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!...
• For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts..... HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of wa
  he hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
  In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Once, a traveling salesman was driving along an old country dirt road, miles from civilization.
  Things would have been fine, but needed to take a shit, real bad....