I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that
just PUNCHES through accidents.
John ?????
just PUNCHES through accidents.
John ?????
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
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here are some actual label instructions on consumer... - The Troubled Human Race
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer... - For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts.....
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war,
the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a President of... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
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- If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001... - Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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Young ones do... - Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.": "If man evolved from the
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