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  Quayle was very impressed by her language skills and replied by saying, "I was recently on tour of Latin America and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• God save the screen!
• Just a sinner save by the Grace of God
• God is HERE, Let Us Celebrate!
• CC: Dr. Ruth
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• If we don't raise 8 million dollars, God is going to kill us.
• GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising.
  One door they came to, the man said "GOD will save me"....