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According to _The_Providence_Journal_, Claudine Schneider, a
lawmaker from Rhode Island, mentioned to Dan Quayle during a
conversation that she spoke fluent French. Quayle was very
impressed by her language skills and replied by saying, "I was
recently on tour of Latin America and the only regret I have
was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people."
All us Hoosiers down heer are reel prowd of good 'ol Danforth !-)
Of course, Central and Latin America are the pinnacle of
brilliance in U.S. foreign policy. After Reagan returned
>From *his* visit, he noted: "You'd be surprised. They're all
independent little countries down there!"
