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• 1) Get a piece of plastic as long as the victims bed and a little over twice as wide.
  Remove his mattress from his bed frame and line the frame with the plastic....
• .!. Ooops! there it is again...Hummmmm!
• OOOPS! THE HEAD HONCHO IS GETTING ANGRY!!!
• Zippers can be very painful at times...!
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• Bravely Bold Sir Redshirt Beamed down from Enterprise.
  He was not afraid to die O Brave Sir Redshirt! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways....
• Ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper...