This lawyer walked into a bar with a toad on his head and ordered a
beer. Bartender served him and asked "what's that?"
"I don't know", said the toad, "it started out as a wart on my ass."
beer. Bartender served him and asked "what's that?"
"I don't know", said the toad, "it started out as a wart on my ass."
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