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  Well, the same company is now marketing a similar new cereal, aimed for the inner-city residents....
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....
• Did you hear about the new movie that's coming out about the fear of Arabs?
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• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.