Guy walks into a bar and sets an alligator on the bar. He bets the bar-
tender a free drink that he could open the alligator's mouth, stick his
dick in and count to ten very slowly. The bartender said, "Yeah, I'll take
that bet." So, the guy unzipped his pants, pulled out his dick, layed it in
the gator's mouth and counted to ten. The bartender was astounded, "I can't
believe that! Hell, if there is anyone else in the bar who will do that,
I'll buy them a drink too." Whereupon a little guy in the back said, "I'll
do it, but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."
tender a free drink that he could open the alligator's mouth, stick his
dick in and count to ten very slowly. The bartender said, "Yeah, I'll take
that bet." So, the guy unzipped his pants, pulled out his dick, layed it in
the gator's mouth and counted to ten. The bartender was astounded, "I can't
believe that! Hell, if there is anyone else in the bar who will do that,
I'll buy them a drink too." Whereupon a little guy in the back said, "I'll
do it, but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."
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rob@perle.UUCP (Rob McDougall) Subject: alligators... - A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash.
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and said, "I'll bet you $50 I can bite my right eye... - A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and
promptly tossed cookies all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not... - ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the
punchline.) When he's ready to leave the airport,
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Chain Saw:
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Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions... - Have One On Me!
A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender,
"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour... - Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:)
A small balding <ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of
the strongest whiskey you got!
I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!" The bartender...
