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• Unknown My wife claims I'm a model husband; not a working model of course.
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
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  Neighbour: He just did!...
• Unknown Another desperate "football widow" recited an item in the local newspa- pe
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  .......
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• Unknown A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
  After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone....
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