2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers
were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take action:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. I have been
informed that some of you are nervous about being on a 'little' plane.
Well, let me assure you, there is nothing to worry about, just sit back
and take it easy. It might be helpful to do some sight seeing to put your
mind at ease. Now, if you'll all lean and look out over the right wing of
the airplane....it'll tip over! Hahahahaha!! Just a little pilot humor..."
were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take action:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. I have been
informed that some of you are nervous about being on a 'little' plane.
Well, let me assure you, there is nothing to worry about, just sit back
and take it easy. It might be helpful to do some sight seeing to put your
mind at ease. Now, if you'll all lean and look out over the right wing of
the airplane....it'll tip over! Hahahahaha!! Just a little pilot humor..."
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Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees
Occasionally,
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Some of the passengers became alarmed at how much the... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while...
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- A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot but
she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when
his wife said:
Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've... - From: glennw@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (glenn.r.wesley)
Newsgroups:
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Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Commandments of Helicopter Flying.
1. He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels cause to
concern him.
2. Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring...
