Then There's The Pilot Who Dies And Goes To Heave

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Then there's the pilot who dies and goes to heaven; while waiting
to check in he notices a large twin coming in high-and-hot to a
nearby landing strip. The twin pilot blows the landing--collapses
the nose gear and strikes the props; he gets out of the plane and
walks away. Fifteen minutes later, same scene: another twin, another
blown landing--same guy gets out of the wrecked plane.

The fellow waiting to check in to heaven is amazed, he turns to
St. Peter and says "what's the story with the twin pilot over there?"
"Oh, that's just God" says St. Peter, "he thinks he's a surgeon."