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• Direct from the ABS convention at IWS (West Houston, TX)
  On arrival day for the ABS convention, an FAA Flight Check aircraft showed up to flight check the instrument approaches at IWS....
• Heard last weekend at Palo Alto while I was inbound from Leslie Sal
  PAO Twr: "Mooney 23D, traffic is a Cherokee just entering downwind from the left 45....
• Here's another one from the wacky minds of our Military controllers at Namao.
  A bit of Background is in order: CFB Edmonton (Namao) is a military field just outside of Edmonton....
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
  The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• GOING POSTAL You've heard the recently coined slang phrase "Going Postal".
  Here are some more examples, from the book "Jargon Watch", just published by Wired magazine....