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• Mrs. Jones goes to see her obstetrician, Dr. Smith.
  She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid....
• A psychiatrist and a proctologist became good friends and agreed to share offices to cut down on expenses.
  To economise even further, they had just one sign printed...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• An OSU Architecture prof (I'll call him Dr. Jones) had a habit of telling his students to "Go take a flying leap" when they gave dumb answers.
  One student decided to take the prof to task; the class was taught in a second floor room so the student practiced jumping out the window (with the help of an assistant who would catch his arms as he jumped)....
• A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
  A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
• Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• Q: In court: A: At the time you first saw Dr. Smith, had you seen him prior to that time?