You know you're on the phone with a redneck when he says...
"Hold on a second, I'll get my computer guy... HEY, BUBBA!"
"Hold on a second, I'll get my computer guy... HEY, BUBBA!"
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Dear Bank Manager,
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By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have... - YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE...
when Microsoft tech support picks up the phone before
Windows 95 finishes booting
when you call tech support and they say your version of software
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when that bright idea you had of pounding a 3-1/4" disk thin so
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when the bad blocks on your disk outnumber the good ones
if your PC is big enough to use as an end table
if it's so old that you can't even find a nonprofit organization
that will take it as a donation
when you can no longer find those special metallic cassette tapes
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television and you'd never used any other kind of monitor
hey,
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A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
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