T H E T E N C O M M A N D M E N T S O F D I

T H E T E N C O M M A N D M E N T S O F D I E T I N G

Thou shalt not throw body checks at a buffet table

Thou shalt not spend more than one week's salary at a single vending machine

Thou shalt not store food in thy cheeks

Thou shalt not slam-dunk mashed potatoes

Thou shalt not eat with garden tools

Thou shalt not eat by bucket brigade

Thou shalt not order more pizza than can fit in your house

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's junk food

Thou shalt not operate more than one microwave at a time

Thou shalt not turbocharge thy salad shooter