Signs That Were Found In Peoples Kitchens:
** A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
** No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
** A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he
just cleaned the whole house.
** If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
** A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
** Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
** Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
to be amused.
** A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
** Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
** Housework done properly can kill you.
** Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead
normal lives.
** My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
** A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
** No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
** A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he
just cleaned the whole house.
** If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
** A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
** Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
** Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
to be amused.
** A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
** Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
** Housework done properly can kill you.
** Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead
normal lives.
** My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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