Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be
at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they
planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a
plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to
scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going
to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one
more time.''