Related:

• Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
• James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life
  "If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general....
• SMILEY -:-) punk rocke
• SMILEY =:-#} punk rocker with a mustache
• SMILEY =:-) smiley punk-rocke
• You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
  .....
• She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
  She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....
• It takes two to make a marriage: a girl and her mother.