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• Rubber bands have snappy endings!
• Baby we will never go back... and If love is real....
• Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
  -- Goethe...
• Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
  -- Goethe...
• Marge: Does anyone else have a love story? Lisa: Yes, I do.
  And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal....