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That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
-- God, "Homer the Heretic...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
-- God takes his leave, "Homer the Heretic...
Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed....
Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...
Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
Rev. Lovejoy: [suspicious] Oh, really... Homer: Yeah....
Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way.
-- Homer describes God, "Homer the Heretic...
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
26. "A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
Dad, the heathen's getting away! -- Todd Flanders, "Homer the Heretic
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
Marge: Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win.
Homer: There you go again, always taking someone else's side. Flanders, the water departm...

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