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• That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
  -- God, "Homer the Heretic...
• Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [suspicious] Oh, really... Homer: Yeah....
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
  -- God takes his leave, "Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
  He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
• Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
  Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....