Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands
tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a
satellite hookup on that monitor if you'll just turn your head
slightly.
Burns: Bah, no time. Next!
-- O hallowed gratitude, "Rosebud"
tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a
satellite hookup on that monitor if you'll just turn your head
slightly.
Burns: Bah, no time. Next!
-- O hallowed gratitude, "Rosebud"
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Smithers:
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Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
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Burns: Nonsense.
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Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. ... - Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
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