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• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Bart: If there was some way to get rid of Flanders, would you want to come back?
  Skinner: Ehh, I must admit, I do miss the school. And frankly, the army isn't _quite_ as I remembered it -- [some recruits drive by in a tank....
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• Bart: I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skinner got fired.
  Now all I have is this weird hot feeling in the back of my head....
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
• Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
  Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...
• Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
  I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...
• Skinner: [laughing hard] Ned Flanders actually eliminated detention and put the whole school on the honor system?
  Bart: [laughs] Yeah. And the teachers are afraid to leave the faculty lounge!...