Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh,
superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony
excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs
sheepishly]
Willy: [bursting in] Sir, you've got to come quick! There's a dog
running around in the air ducts.
Skinner: I understand. [over PA] Children, this is Principal Skinner.
Remain calm. There is a dog in the vents.
[In Bart's class, everyone cheers and gallavants]
-- That's not what he asked you to do,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony
excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs
sheepishly]
Willy: [bursting in] Sir, you've got to come quick! There's a dog
running around in the air ducts.
Skinner: I understand. [over PA] Children, this is Principal Skinner.
Remain calm. There is a dog in the vents.
[In Bart's class, everyone cheers and gallavants]
-- That's not what he asked you to do,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
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crazy -
he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything! Bart... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
I've had to appoint a new principal. Leopold? ... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -
Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
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Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
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