Bart: Now, Here's What We Do. Tomorrow Morning When Alison Comes Out Of Her House, We Spray Her With The Hose -- Soaking Her From Head To Toe, Leaving Us Relatively Dry.

Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
Operator: Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?
Lisa: We caught her! We caught the Babysitter Bandit!...
Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of the townspeople....
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....