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• Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground, said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.
  ' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Rival...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone. Lisa
  Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -- just like you said you would....
• Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh good.
  He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!...
• Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
  Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Home...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
  Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandme...